I'm thinking of putting together a series of seminars for people thinking of visiting New York City -- both for their own survival and for the survival of those who live here.
Not to sound rude, what do you think of these?
* Walking and Tweeting -- How to keep in touch without falling off a curb or being hit by a taxi
* How Can I Get the LED on My Blackberry to Turn off? -- Ways to extend battery life so you'll never be out of touch
* Why Doesn't the Bus Accept Paper Money? and other issues important in surviving mass transit
* Biking the Big Apple -- A list of pathways, streets, and bike paths safe for riders, and those completely off-limits no matter what you think or how much of a daredevil you are
Send your ideas in -- this is only the start of the summer survival season.